December 2009
16 posts
Dec 31st
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I’ve decided to pull a Lee Jones and put an indefinate end to my tumblrage in the New Year.  It’s not as fun as it used to be and it’s just another one of the internet’s massive wastes of time. So long everyone.  I’ll see you all in real life.
Dec 31st
Dec 25th
Her mind works fast.
Chris: Skye, you're my favorite little person.
Skye: Aww thanks. You're my favorite fat person.
Dec 20th
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
Dec 10th
FUCK YOU CITY OF OTTAWA.
I got fined $150 on the O-Train today for not having my number written on my bus pass.  I’m livid.  So fucking retarded.  The officer who gave me the ticket was an arrogant hog of a bitch too.  She told me that it was my responsibility to follow the law and I can take it up in court with her if I want. Fuck you.
Dec 10th
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Sleepover at Carleton...
Staying over at Carleton tonight.  My last exam (Plants) is tomorrow morning and given the psychotic weather and my recent sleeping in habits, I thought it would just be safer to spend the night here. I look forward to a night of last minute cramming and napping on uncomfortable library desks.
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Oh the weather outside is frightful.
And I don’t care for it.
Dec 9th
Five days to go.
Today Audrey and Caitlin dragged my lazy ass to the library to study.  I’m so thankful they did, because I probably got more studying done today than I have the rest of the week combined.  I’m going again tomorrow with Audrey and I hope to completely rape my Ecology notes.  I just need to stay focused until Thursday.  By this time next Thursday, I’ll have just finished three...
Dec 6th
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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November 2009
48 posts
Nov 30th
“I don’t think I’m addicted. I just want it really bad.”
Nov 27th
NO MORE LABS!
Thank GOD labs are finally fucking over.  Tomorrow I would usually have a Plants lab at 8:30 in the morning, but instead I’ll be warm and cozy in my bed (hopefully nude).
Nov 27th
December 1st 2009.
The day I begin studying for final exams. This weekend needs to last forever.
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
“If I weren’t wearing a bra, my tits would be falling out!!!”
– Audrey (looking through her birthday pictures)
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
Nov 23rd
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Best birthday sour pussy.
Audrey’s birthday last night was a mess. Tomek and I arrived at the appartment with vibrant orange hair (which we dyed for Audrey’s birthday) and we all preceded to drink and drink and drink.  I ended up splitting a 750 of gin with Jamie.  We stumbled our way to Pier 21, where I bought two pitchers of beer for Jamie, Darren and I.  Then sent Jamie for another.  Then sent Darren for...
Nov 21st
“So many bitches but i’m too drunk and not wearing my own pants”
– Text from Jamie, Drunk (via daveyjones) (via jd5) Champ.
Nov 21st
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
At 2 PM, something dastardly is going down.
Tomek and Julie know.
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Sleep schedule.
Thursday: None Friday: 11 PM - 1 PM Saturday: 8 AM - 4 PM Sunday: None Monday: 5 AM - 10 AM Tuesday: 1 AM - 2 PM I’m afraid to go to sleep tonight.  I have no idea when I’ll wake up again.
Nov 18th
The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can'...
jd5: rivsky: siska: rickhawk: Mind blown. hahahaha
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
CHRIS: For you + ms. cloud →
(via jd5) Won’t lie, this distracted me from work for a good 3-5 minutes.  Damn you pretty colours.
Nov 17th
Nov 16th
Some guy was blatantly copying my answers during...
Is he ever in for a nasty surprise.
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
A toasted seed croissant with garlic whipped...
An old dumb ass woman came into Tim Horton’s asking for these items.  Three excruciating minutes later, this translated into a toasted sesame bagel with herb & garlic cream cheese, a honey cruller and a medium iced capp.  Sometimes working there makes me question my sanity. Seriously, garlic whipped cream?
Nov 14th
I want to shoot school in the face.
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
Nov 12th
Bums.
So as I’m walking out of Tim Hortons near Rideau Mall this morning, some homeless guy comes up and asks for spare change.  I normally just ignore homeless people, but I thought what the hell and gave him the seven cents change I’d gotten from Tim Hortons.  He looks at it, counts it, grunts, “That’s it?” and walks away without thanking me or anything. I despise people...
Nov 11th
I wish I was a bear.
The thought of preparing for hibernation sounds just wonderful right about now.
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
Nov 10th
In exactly one month...
I’ll have just finished my last exam, be donning my gay apparel and decking the halls with boughs of holly. Christmas is so near… yet still so far.  As much as I actually like (most of) my courses this semester, I can’t wait to relax and be free from work.
Nov 10th